The awkward moment when the ‘hybrid dick’ makes you laugh and tear because you realize he is merely a man in love.
HE ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR FOR HER. And it’s not even the principle of being hit because obviously he won’t be killed, but the fact that he doesn’t give a damn who in the town square sees him chasing after Caroline with his tail between his legs, literally ignoring passing cars. The Original Hybrid is subjecting himself to town gossip and embarrassment ONLY FOR C A R O L I N E. bYE friends
chelsea fc 14/15 kit - forever blue (x)
"When Bastian Schweinsteiger signed a five-and-a-half year contract in December 2010, six months after losing to Inter Milan in his first Champions League final, he told the fans: ‘I want to win the Champions League but the question is: Is that better with Real Madrid, Inter Milan, some other club or Bayern Munich? I think I’ve answered that question clearly and unmistakably. We can achieve a lot here.’ Schweinsteiger is 29 and, born in the Alpine ski village of Kolbermoor, he has spent 17 years within the confines of Bayern. It is part of who he is and he is central to the club’s 21st century identity."
Chelsea FC 2013/14 squad & manager (inspired by this)
"You can join us and be a part of something. Or you can do what you can do best and be alone."
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
André Schurrle & Frank Lampard - Home Kit 14/15
"Everything starts with a belief and if you don’t believe, you might as well not play football."― Robin van Persie